Vandals – My First Christmas As A Woma




With Christmas upon us it’s time to be honest
and follow my dreams and to face
a life of delusion and gender confusion
no longer will be the case

I never wanted army men of basketballs,
I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
And dressing up in mother’s clothing.

My whole life I’ve been feeling only feminine
It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
Now that’s a ghost of Christmas past

Now it feels like the very first time,
cuz it’s going to be the very first time,
that Christmas feels right to me.

And I know that I’m looking good
Just like a real girl should-
It’s my first Christmas as a woman